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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Farms Harvested: 423
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 9056
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2801
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 651 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Falling into the Void: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8440 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 New Chunks Explored: 196570
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Farms Harvested: 651 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8387 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mines Excavated: 4596
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 56 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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