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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
Dragon Scales Harvested: 172 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ores Mined: 9695 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5790 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Farms Harvested: 295 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 178 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8278
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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