Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Buildings Constructed: 44 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Towns Built: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 119 Mines Excavated: 1923
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Alien Abductions: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 164 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1007 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 407
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 207 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 288 Gods Slained: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6493 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 204
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Magic Items Found: 5299
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 82 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Ores Mined: 6873 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Farms Harvested: 801
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 498
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3030 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 422
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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