Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 871142 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ores Mined: 651 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1080 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 23487 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5964 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Villages Defended: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 111 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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