Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Enchantments Applied: 76 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ores Mined: 3882
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 116 Crops Grown: 5004
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Villages Defended: 18 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Animals Bred: 71
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Farms Harvested: 736
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 261 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Villages Defended: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Towns Built: 9
    Ores Mined: 6421 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 445
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Falling into the Void: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5031
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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