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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Servers

  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 900769
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Animals Bred: 41
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Star Shards Collected: 58
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3267 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ores Mined: 3768 Crops Grown: 2257
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 492351

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Chimeras Created: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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