Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Farms Harvested: 345 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7838
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1170
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Emeralds Found: 8415
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7881
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Farms Harvested: 566 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8799 Magic Items Found: 6359
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7846 Star Shards Collected: 65

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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