DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7422

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8869
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Emeralds Found:	9539

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	753
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5011	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.