Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 747 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1497
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 906
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 390 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Star Shards Collected: 245
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Crops Grown: 2668
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2475
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Farms Harvested: 949
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 225 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 5292
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8973 Players Killed by Monsters: 9853
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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