Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9939 Potions Brewed: 71
    Runes Activated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3280
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4207 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Emeralds Found: 656 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Farms Harvested: 845
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Towns Built: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 214 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Animals Bred: 47 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Potions Brewed: 188 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Dimension Hops: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4705 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 101 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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