DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	4609	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	94
Crops Grown:	5524	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4992	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Animals Bred:	100	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	4643	Players Killed by Monsters:	3129
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7844
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	104
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7386	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3760	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.