Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Wilderness Tamed: 20
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3151 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchantments Applied: 201
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

    So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyTaiwanLand

    CraftyTaiwanLand
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Luke Look Server

    Luke Look Server
    hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

    also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

    Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft
    Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

    But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyStar Minecraft Server

    BlockyStar Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

    Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Animals Bred: 189 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

    Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft
    Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Runes Activated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FactNinjaMC SMP

    FactNinjaMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchantments Applied: 232
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • LadyCraftBoss

    LadyCraftBoss
    Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 262 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise

    Pixel Pals Paradise
    So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

    First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

    But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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