Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Runes Activated: 1
Buildings Constructed: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7850
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vcraft enhanced survival

    Vcraft enhanced survival
    Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Potions Brewed: 50
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!
    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft ServerWelcome to the Atlas Project!

    Server Address/IP

    play.mc-atlas.com

    We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

    >> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

    “So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

    You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

    But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

    Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

    Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

    Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

    Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

    Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

    Custom and Featured Mechanics

    * Found Nations and Towns.

    * Player-Driven Diplomacy

    * Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

    * Dynamic Economy.

    * Custom Gear System

    * Magic and Spellcasting.

    * Massive Dungeons.

    * Hundreds of Quests.

    * Legendary Items.

    * Custom Crops and Agriculture.

    * Extensive Lore & RP Events.

    * 100+ Unique Fish.

      Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

      Renders: GuildsMC

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 5.0 / 5
      Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
      Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
      Dragon Scales Harvested: 290 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
      Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
      Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

      Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

      New Minecraft Server
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    • MonsterCraft

      MonsterCraft

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 5.0 / 5
      Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
      Rainbows Spotted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
      Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
      Underground Cities Explored: 2 Buildings Constructed: 14
      Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

      Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

      New Minecraft Server
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    • Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

      Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |
      Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

      Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

      Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

      Features:

        1.8 combatCraftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe)Custom enchantsMC Versions 1.9.4+OP in game kitsOP Anarchy server (Custom enchants, Slime fun, Jobs, OP mobs, etc)Vanilla anarchy Server (No kits, No shop, No Slime fun. 100% Vanilla.)Kit PvP serverHacks allowed (Minus fly hacks)Cross play (Bedrock and java compatible)Good and Fair EconomyEnd and nether enabledLag freeVoting rewards with /voteServer shopAnd much more!!

        At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
      Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
      Ores Mined: 4926 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
      Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
      Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

      Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    • PianMC

      PianMC

      — PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

      (The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

      You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

      You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Living Statues Befriended: 2 Farms Harvested: 444
      Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
      Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
      Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Emeralds Found: 747
      Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

      Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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    • Dog lifesteal

      Dog lifesteal

      Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.8 / 5
      Horror Stories Survived: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
      Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
      Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
      Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Dragon Eggs Found: 3880
      Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

      Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

      New Minecraft Server
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    • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

      A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}
      Hello gamers,

      Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

        Extremely high mob spawn rate (70 mobs can spawn around each player).

        Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

        Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

        No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

        Active staff that run build events.

        Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

        Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

        Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

        No pay to win crap in the survival world.

      Server info

      Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

      Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

      Running: 1.19.4

      Location: Montreal, Canada

      Difficulty: Hard.

      Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

      Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
      Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
      Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4
      Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Villages Defended: 12
      Dragon Scales Harvested: 393 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

      Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    • ParrotSMP

      ParrotSMP

      The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.1 / 5
      Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
      Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
      Battle Standards Raised: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
      Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
      Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

      Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    • The Brothercraft Network

      The Brothercraft Network

      Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

      Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

      We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.4 / 5
      Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
      Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
      Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
      Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
      Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

      Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

      New Minecraft Server
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    • PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

      – Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
      Rating: 5.0 / 5
      Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
      Holy Grails Found: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
      Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
      Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
      Buildings Constructed: 48 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

      Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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    • NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

      NeworldCraft x Vanillamc
      VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

      VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

      Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

      Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

      Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

      100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

      [ Now hiring ]

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 4.4 / 5
      Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
      Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
      Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
      Magical Moments Shared: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
      Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

      Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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    • Woozyland

      Woozyland

      Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.1 / 5
      Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
      Holy Grails Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
      Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
      Star Shards Collected: 129 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
      Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

      Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

      New Minecraft Server
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    • PandaSMP

      PandaSMP

      Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.4 / 5
      Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
      Crops Grown: 1352 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
      Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
      Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
      Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9357

      Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    • Amuria

      Amuria

      Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

      We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

      The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

      Updated October 10, 2024

      Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 5.0 / 5
      Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
      Infernal Machines Built: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
      Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
      Magical Moments Shared: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
      Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 49

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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