Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1887

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 117 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7015 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7554

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Crops Grown: 2782
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4417 Players Killed by Monsters: 5806
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    New Chunks Explored: 135828 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Chimeras Created: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5614 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Runes Activated: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 107 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159
    Gods Slained: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 352506
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Wild West Frontier

    Wild West Frontier

    Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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