DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	283	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mines Excavated:	1126	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1718	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6846
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Potions Brewed:	124
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	737
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Animals Bred:	111
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Skyblocky

Skyblock

Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CreationBayMC

Creation Bay started as a couple of friends periodically transferring a Minecraft single-player save file back in the early days of Minecraft beta. Today it is a server gleaming with potential and it is yours for the taking! Work though the ranks to prove you are one of the greatest builders out there!

So what sort of server exactly is Creation Bay? Creation Bay is a shining and highly successful Creative server, using multiverse we have 2 Worlds that can be used to express your creative talent. When you first join the server you will be the rank “Builder” and will have spawned in our main world, aptly named “Creation Bay” 🙂 To prevent griefing the lowest two ranks on our server cannot work within the main, Creation Bay, World. They are permitted to work as frequently and as much as they’d like in out Plot World, to get there use either our StarGate portals located in spawn, or simply type /warp PlotWorld, pretty straight forward! To progress through the ranks we like to see a combination of Building talent, and personal maturity. So with an up time of 99%, friendly and helpful admins and great high speed connections there is absolutely no reason to go past Creation Bay!

Creation Bay runs numerous Bukkit Mods that are designed to enhance the players experience. Mods that reduce griefing, restrict areas to certain ranks based on their skill level, frequent server saves and backups to ensure griefing can be undone should the unlikely case of it occur etc. With a rapidly growing and expanding community the earlier you get on the easier it will be to get noticed and move through the ranks! Now stop reading this and jump on!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

13b13t

Anarchy

fun new anarchy server. Hacked clients allowed! flying is enabled and spawn is fairly nice. join quick before anyone else to get the essential minecraft materials!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.