DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wrath Pvp

If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	701195
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1147	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineSpark

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HYPERCRAFT

We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	8424

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Celestria

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2562	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pig Network

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Low Lag, Hosted in the US Pig Network, Current GameModes Factions Creative Survival (being release 4/17 (Today)) GameModes coming soon Skywars Capture the Flag Domination Party Games DeathMatch and more Running 1.7.4 but updates fast! when joining, use the ./server command to move from server to server like this /server creative, /server pigpvp, /server survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

minespeed

Hello I present to you my minecraft server which is called minespeed server created for around 8 months pvp server / freebuild / creative server around 30 people connected every afternoon, competent staff several maps available for people to play on it. we look forward to seeing you soon on minespeed, cordially the staff (precision it does not have server port )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Avicus Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

1.8 to 1.12 Support

Play unique competitive Minecraft PVP mini-games ran by our 100% custom plugins including:

– Team Deathmatch (TDM) – Capture the Flag (CTF) – King of the Hill (KOTH) – Destroy the Monument (DTM) – Capture the Wool (CTW) – Sky Wars – The Walls / Bridges

Avicus was started in 2011 and has been hosting PVP mini-games since 2012. Do you have ideas for new games? We make them happen!

Join our Minecraft server by using our IP address: avic.us

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vortex Craft

Great Server. Amazing staff! 1.4.5! factions! raiding! Anti-Grief! Amazing community! You’ll have an amazing time playing on Vortex Craft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5604	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Enchantments Applied:	264	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftShark

PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

QcCraft

QcCraft is a large Semi-RP/PvP server mainly Quebecois/French but all French speakers are accepted with 40 slots, with application and without white-list running 24/24, 7 days a week!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AciesPVP

This is AciesPVP! Join now and get a piece of the Factions PVP action! This is a **NEW** server! Get on and get a head start. We need players to fill up the 60 slots. This is a 24/7 Factions PVP server with great staff! Just join and play! No promotion needed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Emeralds Found:	7639
Love Letters Sent:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

McLifeCraft

McLifeCraft 1.4.5

Do you dare?!

Why you should come to us?

weil : -> Anyone can join with cracked Minecraft -> we have admin and player shops -> we have cool events -> we have a nice team -> we have 4 Gs biomes (normal, desert, jungle, water) -> You can build your own city -> we have a creative map -> Ranks such as VIP, VIP+ and Sponsor (Cheap) -> we have 4 worlds online at the same time

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Adenia

Adenia-Gaming is a PVP / Survival server. The limited map will lead players to compete, conquer for the last available resources. The many unique plugins will be at your disposal as well as a mature and available administration team.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mines Excavated:	4192
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.