DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lost Islands

Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

Thank you.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Nogrief, Prison, PvP, Quests, Randomteleport, Ranks, Skyblock, smp, Space, Spaceship, Stardew, Survival

🚀 Space Exploration [Sooooon]

Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

Join now and become a part of our community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Search& Destroy

EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Synergeo

Synergeo is a newly found Australian PvP/Raiding server. We have a friendly community that can also be quite competitive at times. Our server is located in Sydney.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SneakAttackCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Great growing vanilla survival server. FREE, privately owned and funded. Awesome and simple. Classic game with simple grief protection (claim area with gold shovel). Stable, fast and not going anywhere!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FreeCraft

FreeBuild Survival/PvP/Creative Server 🙂 Something for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	784	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	675	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4988

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
New Chunks Explored:	721654	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Finally Minecraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Farms Harvested:	214
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ores Mined:	3914
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.