Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

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So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mines Excavated: 2235

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RazorPvP

    RazorPvP

    RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8764

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • aristocracy

    aristocracy

    We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

    ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}
    APPLY HERE

    About Us

    Our Values

      Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

    Some of Our Features

      Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

      Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 5.0 / 5
      Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
      Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
      Mines Excavated: 4565 New Chunks Explored: 640075
      Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
      Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

      Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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    • Lifecraft Survival

      Lifecraft Survival

      LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

      We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

      We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
      Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
      Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Love Letters Sent: 18
      Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
      Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

      Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    • MinecraftSMP

      MinecraftSMP

      Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
      Rating: 4.8 / 5
      Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
      Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2672
      Holy Grails Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
      Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Divine Spears Created: 13
      Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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    • QNetwork

      QNetwork

      Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
      Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
      Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Buildings Constructed: 22
      Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
      Treasure Maps Found: 12 Dimension Hops: 0

      Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    • Resort Islands of Misfit

      Resort Islands of Misfit

      We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
      Animals Bred: 114 Dragon Eggs Found: 1255
      Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
      Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
      Emeralds Found: 2108 Magical Moments Shared: 12

      Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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    • EldoronCraft

      EldoronCraft

      EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.5 / 5
      Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
      Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
      Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
      Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
      Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

      Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    • AllPurposePvP

      AllPurposePvP

      *PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
      Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
      Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
      Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
      Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

      Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    • ModernEmpire

      ModernEmpire

      ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
      Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
      Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Treasure Maps Found: 14
      Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
      Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    • G[B]H Dedicated Server

      G[B]H Dedicated Server

      we are a new server i am looking for people that can help me with the settings and permmisions if anyone can i will give them head admin when the server get up and running come on to talk to me my name is timtam123456

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.3 / 5
      Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
      Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
      Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
      Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Farms Harvested: 478
      Mines Excavated: 4188 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    • E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

      E&C-Survival [24/7[FIXED]

      A simple good old survival server with wonderful plugins. You start simple! You dont need to login or anything just join warp to the survival world and start your amazing survival! We are 24/7 and have friendly admins. The server is located in canada canadians eh but the bandwith is amazing in other parts of the world as well! Now we have fixed plugins that will not be as glitchy to damage you everytime you jump! We also has a few custum scripted plugins! *Latest news =============================== RAM upgraded *Boost plugin installed (Now alot less lag!)

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 5.0 / 5
      Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
      Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
      Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
      Void Gems Collected: 31 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
      Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

      Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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    • Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

      Crafting Reality – 24/7 –

      Crafting Reality is a fun and relaxing server. King staff, and always friendly players.

      CRAFTING REALITY [CR] – PvP – 24/7 / ECONOMY

      Also looking for staff!

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.3 / 5
      Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
      Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
      Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
      Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
      Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29

      Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    • BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

      BizzCraft | Freebuild Survival

      BizzCraft is a five year old Minecraft FreeBuild Survival Server with a non-pvp aspect as well no griefing. It is a family friendly server that has a variety of players and has a range of all talents. With over a total of 150,000 people joining over the past five years we would love to see you join our community today! Visit our website at BizzCraft.Net

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
      Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
      Zombie Dances: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
      Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
      Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9

      Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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    • Chiaroscuro

      Chiaroscuro

      do what you can to survive and make or break friends along the way chiaroscuro is a hardcore pvp server equiped with economy, factions, mcmmo all you need to wipe the floor with your enemy.

      rules are simple: grief and raid is allowed but try not to be a dick about it dont harass people, dont go advertising on here like a dick, and have fun ^_^

      staff: Moonfox597 (owner) chris03pwnd (co owner) Ieaka (admin) ziben (moderator)

      HAVE FUN AND TRY NOT TO DIE (serious, good luck >=D)

      Updated October 12, 2024

      Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Horror Stories Survived: 4 New Chunks Explored: 246262
      Enchantments Applied: 68 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
      Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
      Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
      Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

      Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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