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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 223 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 698 |
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