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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 940 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.
We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.