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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
Crops Grown: 1291 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Magic Items Found: 5091

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