Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 22 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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