DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	122	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7398

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Star Shards Collected:	78

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crops Grown:	5046	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Buildings Constructed:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9756
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	7128	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!