DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	3005
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6440	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	8933	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Star Shards Collected:	211	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.