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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8958 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.
oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.
so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.