DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

Appearance, cleaning, cleanliness, Confused, confusion, DerpyDeskCraft, desk, family, Friends, Frustration, Furniture, guests, jizz, maintenance, Mess, organization, stains, Surprise, surprise visit, travel, unexpected, Visitors, work desk

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	97
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

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So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	4194	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	66
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	292
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1747

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	1423	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1253	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	927366
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chimeras Created:	1

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Votes:	7133
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	355192
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8086
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Star Shards Collected:	175	New Chunks Explored:	84694
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	8189
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com