DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

achievement, Achievements, Awareness, Behavior, confusion, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, discrimination, education, Frustration, ignorance, intolerance, judgment, lack of empathy, mental health, misunderstanding, prejudice, question.., retards, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Items Found:	5317	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	4851	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	985
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4470
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3486	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	477380	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mines Excavated:	4594	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Villages Defended:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	697097	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4424	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	873258
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1934	Dragon Eggs Found:	7663
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crops Grown:	2952
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	1491	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	174	Players Killed by Monsters:	1702

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4038	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Votes:	7444	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg