DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	34
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	3178

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	173
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5527
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Runes Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	4913	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3084	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	1264	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9601	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	8779
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Star Shards Collected:	109
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Animals Bred:	52
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com