DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8953	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	9081
Dimension Hops:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4383	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1861
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2138	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4315

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	912235	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Potions Brewed:	80	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).