Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Farms Harvested: 997
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY