DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	412003
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4715	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	4612
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Invisible Walls Found:	4

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Animals Bred:	47	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	197	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	124
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mines Excavated:	4001
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6957	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2658
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz