DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Potions Brewed:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

185.150.190.184:25583

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	161	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

play.cottagecraft.net:25572

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

play.mineclub.com

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

mc.Minewool.com

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1673	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

2B2T.XIN

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

play.honeyvalemc.com

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

cavepvp.org

SmashMC

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

smashmc.eu

NautiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

– Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

play.nauticraftmc.com

ChampiCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Survival y PvP

Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

Sandbox – Practica PvP

New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

Anarchy – Anarchic

You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

mc.champicraft.net

DarksCorner

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	3548	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

play.darkscorner.net

Nexus

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: mc.nexus.mn

mc.nexus.mn

SimplyVanilla

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

discord.gg/dP7SqPF

or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

discord.gg/uJDGQWp

play.simplyvanilla.ml

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

167.114.157.89

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

mc.skyblocknetwork.com