DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3297	Zombie Dances:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Falling into the Void:	1

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6338	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8859

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	1180	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	7098
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	258
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	85	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	2776	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Crops Grown:	9743	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	2700	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

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