DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6684	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	155
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Buildings Constructed:	44

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

play.wispvalley.com

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

ppmc.serverminer.com:25577

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

FaithAvenue.host

OurTown

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	3899
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Classic Minecraft Survival, with no griefing! We are a semi-vanilla server, offering the necessary tweaks to make multiplayer work better: /TPA to your friends, or set out into the /Wild. Set your /home and claim your land for grief protection. Trade with others through player-made shops. Watch your builds grow on our live-map and hang out in Discord. Everyone is welcome here!

play.OurTownMC.net

MultyPlay Official Server

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	2395	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

MultyPlay is a minecraft community from Romania, once it even reached the 3rd largest minecraft community in Romania, having as sections: Survival normal / survival 1.12, creative, skypvp, assassins, skyblock normal / skyblock easy! The community is created by Alexandru Vicoleanu known as Vico or xVicoBT_RO, currently the community is 3 years old and maintains 150-200 players constantly!

fun.multyplay.ro

AkarCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	6829	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8

AkarCraft is a non-premium Minecraft server oriented towards minigames, survival and PvP. You will be able to enjoy a server that has been open for more than 5 years, where our priority is that you have a good time.

In addition, we have a great community behind us in which you can make many friends to play with in AkarCraft or other games.

mc.akarcraft.es

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

play.milkymc.com

Dragonstone Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mines Excavated:	4730
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Dragon Stone!

We are a Semi-Vanilla Survival server that values it’s players and community. We aim for a mostly vanilla experience with quality of life changes such as /spawn, /home, /tpa, etc.

Dragon Stone is open to raiding, but we also have unique griefing rules that aims to be both fair towards raiding and protective against griefers at the same time, so you never have to worry about your hard work being destroyed.

Dragon Stone also sometimes has special events that players can join, such as Boss Battles or Mini Adventures! These take place in a seperate dimension to ensure it does not interfere with the vanilla survival world.

Minecraft is always better with friends, so come on in and have some fun together! We hope to have you join us soon!

dragonstone.pw

HiperionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Network with good game modes, including a new way of a Survival, Skyblock and Vanilla . Join us! great support and great modes in a new way of experience

mc.hiperioncraft.com

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	7

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

play.breakdowncraft.com

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

play.dexmasters.net

PopularMMOs World

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

Developed by PokeFind team.

play.popularmmosworld.com

HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	1313
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

mc.heroxwar.com

Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6186	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

play.slampvp.com

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	4064	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

gotpvp.com