DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4528	Dragon Eggs Found:	3339
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crops Grown:	3395

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

play.worstserverever.com

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5347	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Votes:	9577
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

mc.kivcraft.ca

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

legends.apexmc.co

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

mc.play-pixelworld.co.uk

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2091
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	7267	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Farms Harvested:	786

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Items Found:	6173	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9646	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Emeralds Found:	9809	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net