DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

craftworldpvp.no-ip.org

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

hope.pocketmc.net:25167

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	1038
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

waterfunnetwork.playmc.be

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Items Found:	1268	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Crops Grown:	6300
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192