DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	369276	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	129	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	602
Votes:	9568	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7221	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2926	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	14

pokeleague.net