DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1412	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	258	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5285
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	3127	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	246433
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8869	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	124	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	9
Buildings Constructed:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	2231	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net