DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5929	Votes:	9121

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	212
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	3696
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	New Chunks Explored:	548222

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Items Found:	1885	Farms Harvested:	976
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mines Excavated:	4779	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	3069

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	170	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crops Grown:	9253	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8102
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	676	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net