DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2163	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4779
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3196

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	5867
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	3005
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9256	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5424	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	655	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

play.turtlecraftsmp.com