Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we got this one time where we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but we survived cuz we had like, enchanted armor and stuff. it was wild, man.
also, like, the monsters on this server are no joke. we got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that do the macarena while chasing you. it’s hilarious, dude.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. we once found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. true story, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna have the most insane time of your life in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
