DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7838	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1408	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Emeralds Found:	6980	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	138	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Items Found:	1887

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	93/600	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2