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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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