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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mines Excavated: 2517
Dragon Scales Harvested: 449 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 3517 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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