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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Divine Spears Created: 26
Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Animals Bred: 180 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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