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we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested: 302 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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