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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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