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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6610 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
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