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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9744 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2198 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
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