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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7535 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 8220 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
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